angrily.
\the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?\the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩：\音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？\\耳聋，\男孩答道。 \胡说！\老师气愤地说。 \怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝
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多芬是个聋子吗？\男孩轻蔑地反问道。
2009-5-28
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: \the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?\
The man: \had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.\
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Bartender: \should make you happy.\
The man: \the month is up today!\
一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。
酒吧招待：\你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？\
男人：\我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。\酒吧招待：\那你应该高兴才是啊！\
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男人：\不，今天是这个月的最后一天。\
【Laughter】2009-5-27
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人找了老公之前都在担忧未来。男人娶了老婆之前从来不为未来担忧。
2009-5-26
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